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coelasquid:

Hey kid, what’s going on, want to check out my pit of souls?

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Yeah, those souls sure are way deep down in that pit there huh?

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Or… not? Get your hands out of my soul pit.

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Okay, I’ll admit that’s apparently some impressive reach…

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Like, really impressive reach….

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THIS HAS ALWAYS BOTHERED ME BLESS THE OP

awkward-lee:

"Apple and U2 are giving the new album Songs of Innocence to over 500 million iTunes customers worldwide."

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pimpdaddies:

elementary school libraries have gotten wild

pimpdaddies:

elementary school libraries have gotten wild

memeguy-com:

Someone added this to the periodic table in their chemistry book

memeguy-com:

Someone added this to the periodic table in their chemistry book

Gavin the I can’t hook up a playstation Guy

tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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believebeluga:

cetaceandreams:

Levitate

Wingardium leviorca

believebeluga:

cetaceandreams:

Levitate

Wingardium leviorca

thebrainscoop:

17000dollars:

17000dollars:

i want the kind of funding that scientists in comic books have.  where are you getting this money?  do you publish papers or do you just turn people into giant lizards and call it a day?  do you have to get that shit peer reviewed?  who is paying for your research?  can you give me their email address 

i have googled ‘evil science grants’ and the results were not satisfying

"yes hello National Science Foundation, I’d like to renew my $3m grant for genetically modifying spiders to give humans superpowers - what’s my broader impact outreach? seriously did you see how many newspapers we sold" 

dark-frosted-heart:

That sync though

dark-frosted-heart:

That sync though