targent:

targent:

targent:

unrelatableuserboxes:

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

uh oh

wrenrouge:

anyone else sing to their pets about how stinky they are 

antihelix:

twerkcircus:

meanplastic:

Me practicing this housewife thing for when I drop out of uni

Hey so I just feel the need to add this. NEVER deep fry in a shallow pot. What happened here is this person put frozen fries in hot oil, and the hot oil will nearly double in size when you drop something cold in it. Then it overflows out of the pot and you have a grease fire. You should never have oil more than about a third of the way up the pot.

Reblogging because even I didn’t officially know this.

lootcrate:

A Song made up entirely of Minecraft sounds.

allmymetaphors:

no offense but I’ve decided I’m gonna stop being sad and start being unbelievably powerful, creative, and full of love & light

oreoprince:

listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already

gaysolarian:

no offense but… i’m never gonna dance again……. guilty feet have got no rhythm………

bumbleshark:

phsfg:

Jack Black: makes vids where he’s having fun with his kid

Youtuber Academics:

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this is one of the exact types of youtubers i hoped jack black would piss off

maki-course:

yourfaveis-heterophobic:

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YOU are heterophobic

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jokin-around:
“ why-i-love-comics:
“I can’t stop thinking about batgirls bathroom, the tub is literally in front of the door, why is everything on one side of the bathroom is the rest of it all just empty?
”
at amateur comic artists out there, if you...

jokin-around:

why-i-love-comics:

I can’t stop thinking about batgirls bathroom, the tub is literally in front of the door, why is everything on one side of the bathroom is the rest of it all just empty?

at amateur comic artists out there, if you ever think YOU’RE bad at interior design…